something get this for me for my bday I’ll name my first born after you
Stick my phone on my ass, thats a booty call
now your phone can give the succ
Legit just got mine it the mail… It’s tough as fuck
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I Have No Idea
15/USA/Bailey XC and Track are my life tbh 🏃 Still down for some dank memes and hipster pics tho 🐸🌌
~Seriously though, I need like a 9 year nap.~
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IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:
cracks me up every time
either the best or worst thing i have ever done
I’M WHEEZING
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Notification trolling.
SOMEONE GIVE HIM A MEDAL Lmaoooo
HE’S SAYING HVA FAEN
that means “the fuck” in ScandiLand.
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The Internet is amazing
“According to Billboard, on-demand audio streams of Nelly’s 2002 smash single have sky-rocketed by 219 percent following the initial news of his tax troubles.”
Are you fucking kidding me?
Chaotic good
My faith in humanity has been somewhat restored
Good for him
Well there ya go ✨
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